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7 New Punctuation Marks We Desperately Need (via tastefullyoffensive:collegehumor:tktc)

I think these are great ideas, and we should supplement them with compound contractions. Why say “couldn’t have” when you could just say “couldn’t’ve,” or “that isn’t” when you could just say “that’sn’t”?

Get at me, Strunk & White, or whoever oversees these things. You’ren’t doing anyone any good by just ignoring this issue and hoping it’ll go away.

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