how not to talk about global warming

This, for starters.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/294894996279148544

Yeah, freezing cold temperatures are definitely unusual for this time of year. Except oh wait, they’re not, because you know why? IT’S FUCKING WINTER. You know what is unusual, though? Seventy-two degrees and fucking tornado warnings in January. Which is what we went through yesterday down in Georgia.

So if you want to disprove global warming, go right on ahead with your bad self, but don’t act like you deserve a Nobel Prize for “I had to put on a heavy coat this morning, Q.E.D.” And don’t be surprised if I note your conspicuous silence when the triple-digit heat waves start rolling in a few months from now.